Grown Ass Pricing
Here’s how it works:
$60/hour flat rate
30 minutes of round-trip driving included
Extra drive time billed at the same hourly rate
That’s it.
No Hidden Fees. No Shenanigans.
At The Grown Ass Pet Sitter, my pricing is as straightforward as my service. You're paying for unparalleled reliability and genuine compassion, not a surprise bill loaded with add-ons. I don't believe in nickel-and-diming for standard care. My hourly rate covers what it actually takes to show up prepared, communicate clearly, and take excellent care of your pets and your home.
During our consultation, we’ll talk through your pets, your setup, and what you need while you’re away. I’ll recommend the appropriate time for the whole shebang, we’ll agree on the plan, and that’s what you’re charged.
No hidden fees. No last-minute upsells. Ever.
Holidays
Surge pricing? No way!
My price is my price no matter the day.
Multiple Pets
More fun for me. You pay for my time, not the abundance of pets in your life.
Medications
No problem! I'll pop that pill right on time so your pet is happy & healthy.
Household Tasks
I'll water those plants, bring in the mail and leave your home as close to how you left it as possible.
Yard/Litter Box Cleanup
This is not extra, it's standard.
Why I May, In Fact, Be The Right Grown Ass Pet Sitter For You!
I'm a grown ass adult
No flaky teens. No disappearing acts. I show up on time, lock up responsibly, and send real updates you don’t have to chase down.
Why I May, In Fact, Be The Right Grown Ass Pet Sitter For You!
Every walk includes my own escape-resistant harness and leash (from www.theharnesslead.com) and an Apple AirTag discreetly attached to your pup's collar for that extra layer of insurance. Because peace of mind is priceless.
I use repurposed or compostable poop bags. I'm a grown-up, and I still care about the planet.
My phone stays in my pocket. I will not walk and scroll – the only reason that device comes out is to snap adorable, jealousy-inducing photos of your happy beast. The walk is for them, after all.
I believe a walk should be enriching. I'll always let your pup sniff and explore, never yanking them around. This is their time to decompress and discover.
I prioritize paw safety. I will not walk your dog on scorching hot pavement, period. We'll find cool grass or adjust times.
You'll always get pictures of your pet enjoying their time with me. Because seeing is believing, and they'll be having a blast.
Before every visit I disinfect my hands, shoes, leash and fanny pack - I'm not brining any germs to your fur kids. I always keep your pet's health and happiness my absolute top priority. That's not just a promise; it's how a grown ass pet sitter operates.
