Radical reliability, deep compassion, no BS.
Sound good?
This is a different style of pet sitting than you might be used to. I'm the sitter. The only one. That means when you schedule a consult, I'm the grown-up you'll meet. And when it's time for care, I'm the one who shows up. No random faces rummaging through your home or getting cozy with your pets. You get consistent, experienced, no-bs care from the same trustworthy person every single time. It's about building real trust, and that's just how I roll.
Welcome to The Grown Ass Pet Sitter, where you get radically reliable, no-BS pet care infused with deep compassion from someone who believes your beasties deserve the best.
I'm Not For Everyone.(Shocking, Right?)
Let's be real. I may not be the right pet sitter for you. There are the reasons below or a myriad more that I might not be a good fit for you. And that's ok! As much as they try, one size does not fit all (unless you're talking about cats and then it's really more about how many than the size).
If you want to see why I might be the right grown ass pet sitter for you, click here.
#1
The Name Offends Your Delicate Sensibilities
Yep, we're "Grown Ass Pet Sitter." I picked it because it perfectly sums up my highly experienced, no-BS approach to looking after your fur babies. If a little bit of playful profanity in a business name (or scattered throughout this lovely little website) sends shivers down your spine, or if you prefer something that sounds like it belongs on a cross-stitch pillow, then you'll probably want to look elsewhere. I'm about genuine, top-tier pet care, not sugar-coating our brand.
#2
You want teen prices, but grown-up service
I understand that budget is a factor for everyone. Do you really want bargain basement sitters caring for your furry kids? My rates aren't cheap because they reflect my years of expertise, proper insurance, and the kind of personalized, detail-oriented care that keeps your pets happy and your mind at ease. I'm here to deliver premium peace of mind, not just a cheap date for your dog.
#3
You think my time isn’t valuable
I run this like a grown-ass business—because it is one. That means I schedule carefully, prep thoroughly, and treat every visit like it matters (because it does). If you ghost after a meet & greet, cancel last-minute without a heads-up, or assume I’m always on standby “just in case,” we’re probably not a match. I give you my full attention when you book—and I expect the same respect in return.
Grown Ass
Services
15 min
28 US dollars
12 hr
175 US dollars
Testimonials
"Finally, a pet sitter who gets it. My dog is a creature of habit, and the idea of some random kid showing up gave me anxiety. The Grown Ass Pet Sitter was exactly what we needed – professional, reliable, and absolutely no drama. It's peace of mind you can actually trust."
Sarah M., Myers Park
"My cats are basically tiny overlords, and they do not tolerate amateurs. The Grown Ass Pet Sitter handled them with the perfect blend of respect and 'who's boss' attitude. Updates were clear, consistent, and blessedly free of fluff. This isn't just pet sitting; it's high-level animal management."
David P., Dilworth
"Look, I'm busy. I need someone who just shows up, does the job right, and doesn't make me worry. The Grown Ass Pet Sitter delivered on every single promise. My chickens were clucking, my dog was happy, and my house was exactly as I left it. Honestly, the best decision I've made for my pets in years."
Jessica L., NoDa
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