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PRIVACY POLICY

We keep it on
the DL

1. Who the Heck Are We?
We’re The Grown Ass Pet Sitter, and we take care of your pets like the responsible, overqualified, emotionally intelligent animal-lovers we are. We're not just sitters—we’re your pet’s second-favorite human (after you, obviously).
While we’re busy scooping poop, slinging kibble, and dishing out belly rubs, we also care a lot about your privacy. So here’s how we handle your info without acting like shady weirdos.
2. What We Collect (And Why)
We only collect what we need to do our damn job and make sure your pets don’t eat your couch or pee on your pillow. This includes:

  • Your name and contact info (so we can call/text/email you adorable photos of your fur baby)

  • Your pet's info (name, quirks, medication, fears, favorite toy, etc.)

  • Your home address and instructions (so we don’t accidentally water your neighbor’s plants instead of yours)

  • Emergency contacts and vet info (because we’re grown ass adults and plan for the “just in case”)

We do not collect your credit card info directly—payments are handled through a third-party service with real security protocols and no desire to buy weird stuff in your name.
3. What We Don’t Do
We don’t:

  • Sell your info

  • Trade it for cookies

  • Use it to sign you up for weird newsletters

  • Spy on your Alexa (unless your dog is talking to it—then we’re listening)

We respect your data. Your secrets (and your cat's litter habits) are safe with us.
4. How We Store Your Info
We keep your info in secured, password-protected systems. No paper trails lying around. No notebooks left in the car. No post-it notes with “Garage Code” stuck to our foreheads.
And if we ever switch platforms or systems? We’ll make sure your info doesn’t fall into a digital dumpster fire.
5. Who Gets to See It
Basically: just us—unless:

  • Your pet needs emergency care and we need to talk to your vet.

  • The law tells us we have to hand it over (unlikely, unless your goldfish is running a drug cartel).

  • You give us permission.

6. Cookies & Tracking (No, Not the Fun Kind)
Our website might use cookies, but not the chocolate chip kind—sorry. These just help us know if people are visiting the site, how they found us, and whether they’re clicking around looking for pictures of cats (which is totally fair).
We use this to make the site better, not to stalk your every move.
7. Your Rights
You’ve got rights, friend:

  • Want to see what info we have on you? Ask.

  • Want us to delete it? No problem.

  • Want to update your pet’s new favorite treat from salmon to duck? We’re on it.

We’ll never make things weird about your data.
8. Updates & Changes
If we ever update this policy (because we grew up, got a lawyer, or realized something important), we’ll let you know. No fine print sneakiness.
9. Contact Us
Got questions, concerns, or compliments about how cute we are with your dog? Hit us up:
📧 leah@thegrownasspetsitter.com
📞 704.654.7908
📍 Based in Charlotte, NC, serving pets and their people with fully feral love and grown ass accountability.

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